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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 52 points 2 months ago (4 children)

False. The cross is not self propelled with a $20 a month subscription.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 22 points 2 months ago

With a black guy already nailed to it.

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Needs a sponsorship. I like the sound of the Fanduel Cross to Bear.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 7 points 2 months ago

A Nascar logo, the latest shit coin, and Grifters Big Dick Protein Powder.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

pfft why would i pay for a cross that doesn't even have AI?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I will be added to the cross in the next release as decreed by the shareholders.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

oh take my money then, as a smart tech investor i love paying for promises

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where is my aftermarket lifted cross to own the libs on top of a few slaves?

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Gotta put some truck nuts on there, for good measure.