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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] methods286@lemmy.world 57 points 5 months ago (6 children)

If Jesus was so smart, why didn’t he think of this? Would have saved him a ton of work.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 36 points 5 months ago

Clearly not a great carpenter.

[–] josefo@leminal.space 9 points 5 months ago

Simon wouldn't have to help him carry his own cross, what a loser. The poor guy was just standing there.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Work smart not hard. Probably didnt even need to die for 'everyones' sins. Considering most people aren't Christian. The ROI just isnt there.

If Jesus had put that gold, frankincense, and myrth into a Roth IRA and just sat on it. Well, the church wouldn't need an offering plate, Ill tell you that much.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

He was just too fucking swole to bother

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago

They hadn't invented the wheel yet. I have a degree in history, so you can trust me.