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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] thelittleerik@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Maybe hes a wrestler

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like fisting and so does my fiancée

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've given it a go being on the receiving end because I'm no hypocrite, but it didn't excite me

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did she lose her engagement ring?

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Genuine question if you're a dude, how did you prep to not blow out your O ring?

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The same way for women,

Relaxing, lube, communicating and trust

[–] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the most self-aware, masculine take I've seen. Hats off to you sir.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 2 months ago

Thank you!

I get really annoyed at how fisting is portrayed in most porn

It's intimate, romantic and it takes so much trust, patience and communication

[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh oh oh! I rarely get to act this insincerely indignant!

hOw Do yOu KnOw It'S a GuY?

(But in all honesty I assumed the same thing) Going back to ask them, brb.

[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I'm doing some assuming here, but here's a (in my opinion) strong indicator: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53595968.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit I'm dieing! Cause it hasn't really been shoved in my face yet, I was assuming Lemmy was without the porn stuff.

[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. As far as I know, most if not all the porn stuff is on the lemmynsfw instance, which coincidentally is where @FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com is from. Plus, the '[M]' tag in the post's title helps identify gender.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Is there a way to see all the nsfw stuff without the porn?

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Block individiual porn subs / instances as they pop up. Eventually you end up with minimal porn.

[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

You'd probably have to browse that instance's communities and subscribe to what you'd consider non-porn nsfw content.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Ah Beheadings? Just do them locally and post the results here!

Please don't tell me I need an /s

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's one of my fiancée's favourite videos of me!

I hope you liked it

[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)