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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I got a free PC off Craigslist because the motherboard has Firewire built in, and when I dragged that heavy dusty PC into my closet, a box fell to the ground, it was a PCI Firewire card I bought for my Value Village PC... I already had solved the problem earlier and forgot about it...