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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

I'm organized like that too, but I've simplified it: They are all in the same box, labelled Cables, or it will be when I make a label, which I probably won't.

Maybe I'll write on it with a Sharpie, if I can find my Sharpie.