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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

And one day you'll discover you need a power converter for that exact voltage and amperage.

[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

This is the way.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

I've met my people.