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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Heh. Went through just that box of mixed cables this year. Got rid of all the ancient cable duplicates (like 2.5 floppy ribbon cable) and kept one of each, more useful ones I kept duplicates of like SATA cables. The rest were gotten rid of.