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[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What if i need that coax cable 10 years from now, what am I going to do, buy another one?

[–] nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

@Noite_Etion
I just found myself needing one a couple days ago, but I had just given them to a nephew in preparation for a move overseas.
@ZeroCool

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Whoa you know zerocool?? That dude is 1337

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You never know. That's why i keep like 5 of them... Just in case lol.

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