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@Noite_Etion
I just found myself needing one a couple days ago, but I had just given them to a nephew in preparation for a move overseas.
@ZeroCool
Whoa you know zerocool?? That dude is 1337
You never know. That's why i keep like 5 of them... Just in case lol.