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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago

I felt so called out by this that I just threw away a box of cables. Thank you for giving me the push I needed to wait hold on I think I still need those USB-A cables for that old printer I've got in storage so I should dig those out of the trash real quick