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When I see a dog I say "Woof!"
When I see a cat I say "Meow!"
When I see a cow I say "Moo!"
When I see a human, I say "That's my purse! I don't know you!" and kick them in the groin.
That Kolanaki ain't right.
When I see a horse I say moo because neigh is stupid and I figure they're probably bilingual
Got dangit, Bobby!