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[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Due to not punishing the traitors hard enough, we really only paused it.

[–] CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Northerners: The American Civil War

Southerners: The War for States' Rights

Deep Southerners: The War of Northern Aggression

Deep Deep Rednecks: North 1, South 0, HALFTIME!

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

I went to college, only about 10 years ago, somewhere where the redneck fraternity chanted "1, 2, 3 Robert E Lee! 3, 2, 1 South Shoulda Won!"

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I think this time it would be cheaper to just let them secede and pay relocation expenses for the remaining good people.