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A breakthrough discovery (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Did you know that the real reason why carrots are orange is that they absorb electromagnetic radiation on particular wavelengths and reflect it at others?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

They should be banned!

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 months ago

I'm sure there's a shiny sticker you can buy for $698.99 that will solve that issue.