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A breakthrough discovery (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] tomiant@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yes, but no. Yes it's a "super food" in the sense that they are easy to grow and are nutritious and contain almost everything the body needs, but you'd have to eat like twenty kilos a day to survive on them solely.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Also, they can't fly and potato eyes do not emit lasers.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

I'm OK with that. I don't need my potatoes demanding that I kneel before Zod.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Source? Do we know for certain? Maybe the potatoes are deceiving everyone, it has been confirmed that they are sentient.

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

....and now there's diabetes.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

Wait until you find out about the other "super" foods