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Ok straight people, y'all should know that not every bottom is a twink.
There's also twunk - a twink and a hunk. A twink with muscles but still hairless, incredibily smooth. A twank on the other hand, a twank is no good. That's a twink and a skank. Essentially just a ragdoll being passed around from twink to twunk to bear to otter...
It's very difficult to maintain the lifestyle of a twank-versatile because this often leads to a lot of self-hatred and denial, especially among the political or religious types, so they try to realign their sexual orientation through therapy.
A twank-versatile? That's impressive
Follow-up question: Is every twink a bottom?
I like your Venn reasoning
Nope. There's femme tops such as blouses.