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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The toilet is just a fancy foot bath

[–] dontmindmehere@programming.dev 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it's also a bidet. i save so much water by simply washing up with the clean bowl water before dropping a deuce. flush 2 for the price of 1

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

That's disgusting. Have a little pride, cut out the middle-man, and shit in the shower like a civilized human being.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ain't that fancy if it only has cold water.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I'm not running a fuckin' hot line to my toilet. Nor am I running electricity to my toilet. Cold is fine. Cold is safe.