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[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I prefer the third option:

• Propose to buy them freedom, but only if you can get them first.
• Once you get them out, don't pay.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago
  1. Nobody will agree to step one
  2. Even if they did, it only works once. The next person you come across will have heard not to do business with you.