this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2025
446 points (99.3% liked)
The Onion
6971 readers
214 users here now
The Onion
A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.
Great Satire Writing:
- The Onion
- Clickhole
- McSweeney's
- Reductress
- The Chaser
- The Hard Times
- The Needling
- Tattletale Times
- The Beaverton
founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
For real. It's much more strange that he hauled a whale head down the interstate until it fell off the vehicle...or the dumping of a bear in central park...or the very real brain worms.
Mostly, though .. his ~~lack of knowledge~~ opulent ambiguity towards medical science; considering his position.