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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid (theonion.com)
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[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is this prophecy or satire? Too difficult to distinguish between the two anymore.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 months ago

Please drink verification can

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 5 months ago

There needs to be a name for that. I propose "saphecy".