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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[โ€“] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

On the plus side you can bleed out knowing they now have to spend all that time and effort trying to find your valuables.

[โ€“] gearheart@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is 2024. What valuables? ๐Ÿ˜‚

What the burglar gonna do, take over my rent and loans? ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

thatstheotherjoke.jpg

[โ€“] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

They'll force you to take on some other people's anonymised debt at gunpoint.

[โ€“] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I keep them at the store, since I can't afford to bring them home. My Lambo is still at the dealership after all these years.

[โ€“] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah we won't need to get this far, I don't own anything that hasn't already lost all value.