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Condition the beard and play with the dog and it'll work. At least thats what I did before transitioning
it's one of the only things I got going for me so of course I try to keep it looking nice and always get it taking care of when I get a nice hair cut the only other thing is if I happen to find woman into fat butts though I'd hope it was only for show
May I preach the good word of bicycles? Big butts are great but you can make it not only muscular but also giant /hj
But yeah I only mention conditioner out of sympathy for my hetero sisters. Back in my beardy days it was a novelty where I was to condition it, which meant I had women asking to play with my beard because of how soft it was and complaining that their boyfriends' were uncomfortable to touch.