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[โ€“] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 100 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Why does urinebot need arms and hands?

[โ€“] Rooskie91@discuss.online 79 points 1 year ago (3 children)

To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.

[โ€“] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck you.

I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?

(Good job)

[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What I actually read was:

Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was in a meeting and when I saw this I had to start furiously rubbing my nipples like I was being peed on. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like โ€œwhat the fuckโ€ and โ€œcall the HR, it happened againโ€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole meeting full of men rubbing their nipples together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged your comment NSFW.

[โ€“] dwemthy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about my nipples?

[โ€“] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 year ago

Do you not have arms and hands?

[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago

For a friendly shake.

[โ€“] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

To give back the croutons obviously.