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[–] besselj@lemmy.ca 80 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Use the AI waifu to pry military secrets from incels in foreign countries. Who needs War Thunder forums anymore?

[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

I mean I guess the USA is a foreign country to Elon but that‘s essentially what this is.

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

but i like the occational "they are at it again"