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Anon's grandpa does his own research (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

lol this is the best theory I’ve ever heard. Except they would have shot him like three times by accident. Then they go to Nixon’s house where he is complaining about his wife’s coffee.

I would pay to see that movie.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Did you notice a sign in front of my house that said dead president storage?