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This is the beautiful kind of "I will take any steps necessary to complete the task that aren't expressly forbidden" bullshit that will lead to our demise.
It does not say a dog can not play basketball.
"To complete the task, I bred a human dog hybrid capable of dunking at unprecedented levels."
"Where are my balls Summer?"
The first dunk is the hardest