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CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage (techcrunch.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or they will be bailed out, like they always are.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Naaahhhh, this isn't JUST a greedy fuck who wandered in to muck and needs a haul out. This is a greedy fuck who got in the way of other greedy fucks stealing their bag.

The other greedy fucks are at least going to make sure to draw a little blood.