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[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This is how my inferior toasts look like

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  1. How it looks
  2. What it looks like

Ya gotta pick a lane, dude!

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

Nah, I got my non native speaker allowance with me officer

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

I’ve given up on this. Thank you for still having the energy to fight this fight.

This is how my upvote looks like.

[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Check a look at that person's toast

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago

This is good toast, too.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 1 year ago

Does it always include the watermark? I didn't realize toasters were snobs for copyright but it makes sense.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Eh, if your toast looks like that, whip up some eggs, milk, a bit of vanilla extract, a bit of sugar, a bit of ground cinammon, and optionally a bit of salt...

Place that toast in your mix bowl for a few seconds, flip it over, few more seconds, then remove...

And now you have some excellent French toast.

The bits of slightly burned parts juat give it a more complex mouthfeel.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You.. toast it and then egg wash it, and then eat it without cooking the egg..?

I mean that sounds nasty af to me, but you do you :)

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It can work that way, yes.

Its not as tasty or fluffy as egg washing the bread and then baking or cooking it, but if you ... braise the toast lightly, or alter the proportions of your very well stirred mix for immersion... yeah, it can work, and at least some people I grew up with prefferred it that way.

You can also use a heavy cream in additiom to, or even instead of milk, again, gotta change the proportions of your mix to get the desired taste and viscosity from the mix.