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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] aramova@infosec.pub 109 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Making merica great, bald eagles, kid rock, 25¢ eggs, free diesel for their monster trucks, short bottom shorts on blondes, beer holders in car and no seatbelt laws taking their freedum.

That sorta thing.

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 20 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

lol but I’ve never heard of Latinas being into those things, well maybe cheap eggs…

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago

Oh, they love their "performance vehicles" too

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I personally have no problem with bald eagles, 25¢ eggs, and short bottom shorts on blondes.

Maybe Kamala should have used that as her platform.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I'll take one Chris Hemsworth in short-shorts, please!

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I mean thats only fair. Eye candy for all!

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Frankly I've been trying to decide whether to choose Original Thor Chris or Fat Thor Chris. Both are delectable and Worthy

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Might as well stock up, get a couple while you're there, friend.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

You know what? Your right, I'll take a Pine and an Evans too....

Fuck Chris Pratt tho, ain't nobody got time for that fucking piece of shit

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Im out of the loop, what's the deal with Pratt?

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

he's an ableist asshole (after making remarks about how his new wife gave him a 'healthy and normal' baby, when his first child has special needs). one of his co-stars was recently killed in a brutal, targeted, hate crime and the best he could come up with was a shitty instagram story (meaning it disappears after 12hrs) "Damn. RIP Jonathan. Always such a kind dude. He played Ken Hotate in Parks and was also in Mag 7. Sad to see. Prayers up. Hug your loved ones.” and lastly he belongs to a shitty hollywood church cult.... sooooo take your pick for reasons why he is shitty and will no longer be welcome at the cool kids table

[–] DanWolfstone@leminal.space 2 points 1 hour ago

Damn, Chris Pratt? Seems like crisp rat to me, who knew Mario was such a shitter

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

With you there. Ryan Gosling will do nicely as well.