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[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hey, there's nothing weird about my collections of vinyl records and German beer steins and uranium glass and sterling silver and quack medical devices and watches and books and pewter and brass and guitars and cameras.

I honestly started off with the intent of being funny, and then I realized how many fucking collections I have, and now I don't really know what to do with myself.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

I dub the Collectorius, the Collections Collector!

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You march your butt down to Lowes to get those big black totes so you can pile your collected items into them and stow them in a neat stack in the garage so that you have space for more collectibles. That's what you do with yourself. Don't forget the label maker!