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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What other parts aren't meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eyeballs are self-cleaning as well.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it bad if someone where to say, hate toilet paper, and wash themselves inside-out almost daily?

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Poo is gross, toilet paper just smears it around. I want none of it. So, are there any consequences to washing yourself inside-out?

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How far up the chute are we talking?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

Not deep. Like a bit deeper than surface. Just enough to make sure there is nothing icky hanging, and that the soap enters.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you're only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there