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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's split personality (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 23 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 75 points 21 hours ago (43 children)

Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Someone hasn't had a girlfriend

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 24 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Ok buddy, you're allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Holy damn, and the upvotes.. You guys must like the fishy smell. What the heck

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 4 points 12 hours ago

Got ‘em!

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