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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

oh, do a little meth ♫

vape a little dab ♫

get high tonight, get high tonight ♫

-AI and the Sunshine Band

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

No, THIS is AI music

https://youtu.be/fY1EIArdsto

I still laugh to tears about this channel... something about rotund morbidly obese cartoon people farting gets to me.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I feel like the cigarettes are the least of the bot's problems

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Whatever it is, it's definitely not cocain