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My aunt got corrective eye surgery and was really happy with it, but her description of the experience made me want to never do it. For whatever procedure she had, they had to keep her awake to provide feedback while also scalpelling open the lens of her eye and she said she could smell her eyeball being lasered. She had absolutely no side effects and loves not needing to wear glasses, but her telling me what the procedure was like put it firmly in the hell no category for me.
How do they keep your eyes from looking away or blinking while they're doing it if it's whilst you're awake?
They use anaesthetic eye drops that makes your eye not move around, and they clamp open your eyelids.
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Sounds like a clockwork orange lol