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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Be nice. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements to private messages.
  7. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 124 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Gate Attendant: It appears you're pregnant?

Woman: The FUCK I am, are you calling me fat?

#checkmate

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 28 points 7 months ago

I was told that you never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless the baby is actively attempting to come out.

Even then, I'm probably just going to assume it's some weird sex thing and I don't kink shame...

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I really wish women could just say "how dare you!"

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 7 months ago

Spot fucking on! Rest in power Andre ✊

[–] MuffinHeeler@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I did that once at a birthday party. 21 weeks pregnant and someone asked when I was due. The look of horror was priceless. I had a good laugh and so did she. Her friends were in the toilets (ladies public bathroom) just about, or maybe did, wet themselves from laughing at the overheard conversation.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 7 months ago

That's fucking hilarious!

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I am 1000% sure they're prepared for this because they've heard it a billion times already.

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You greatly overestimate the competency of TSA rent-a-cops.

Though, the mentioned suggestion would absolutely fail considering most airports do x-rays now. Also, if you're pregnant, kinda want to disclose that due to the whole x-ray thing.

[–] piecat@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't think they've used X-ray scanners on people in a long time?

Pretty certain they're all microwave backscatter scanners.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago

And anyway it's a customer service gate agent we're taking about, not the TSA.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 7 months ago

What are they going to do? Force you to provide an exact date and time of conception?