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So you don't have a doctor's note? (lemmy.world)
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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 121 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Gate Attendant: It appears you're pregnant?

Woman: The FUCK I am, are you calling me fat?

#checkmate

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 27 points 2 days ago

I was told that you never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless the baby is actively attempting to come out.

Even then, I'm probably just going to assume it's some weird sex thing and I don't kink shame...

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I really wish women could just say "how dare you!"

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

Spot fucking on! Rest in power Andre ✊

[–] MuffinHeeler@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I did that once at a birthday party. 21 weeks pregnant and someone asked when I was due. The look of horror was priceless. I had a good laugh and so did she. Her friends were in the toilets (ladies public bathroom) just about, or maybe did, wet themselves from laughing at the overheard conversation.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

That's fucking hilarious!

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I am 1000% sure they're prepared for this because they've heard it a billion times already.

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You greatly overestimate the competency of TSA rent-a-cops.

Though, the mentioned suggestion would absolutely fail considering most airports do x-rays now. Also, if you're pregnant, kinda want to disclose that due to the whole x-ray thing.

[–] piecat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think they've used X-ray scanners on people in a long time?

Pretty certain they're all microwave backscatter scanners.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

And anyway it's a customer service gate agent we're taking about, not the TSA.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

What are they going to do? Force you to provide an exact date and time of conception?