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So you don't have a doctor's note? (lemmy.world)
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[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Correct. As a father of four and who moved across an ocean when one of them was six months in utero it has more to do with concerns that changes in air pressure might induce early labor.

Edit: I realize this post reads like I abandoned my family when one of my kids was six months away from being born. I didn’t. But it’s a funny enough mistake that I’m not changing it.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So how were the cigarettes

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 7 points 2 days ago

Eh. Should’ve got menthols.