this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, I tried kicking the ice cube while holding it with my hands and got a concussion after falling

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ice-Cube is now stuck in my ceiling fan.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 days ago

He's probably got better things to do so you might consider helping him down.