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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Be nice. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements to private messages.
  7. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 111 points 8 months ago (5 children)

That is a shotgun shell loaded with allergy medicine. In the US many people reload their own shotgun shells. If you put rock salt instead of lead shot it is less-than-lethal...sorta. Some put in weirder stuff like nails, etc. Americans are funny like that.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 81 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Break into my home, you're gonna be crammed full of whatever I think is funny.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

🤣 you shoulda seen the look on his face when I blasted gummy bears into his ballsack after he broke into my house.

aka, "gunny bears"

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 17 points 8 months ago

The Taofledermaus channel on YouTube is a lovesong to that tenet for over 10 years.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

just wait till you learn about cannons!

[–] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Just jam a tampon in there...

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 17 points 8 months ago

Thank you for explaining this. As a non-USian I had no idea what was going on.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

There's multiple youtube channels that are devoted entirely to loading shotguns with weird shit.

And I get innovation is fun and all but I've shot a lot of shotguns, and it almost doesn't matter what you put in it, it will leave a similar sized hole in whatever you shoot it at.