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[โ€“] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Wal-Mart said they drug tested, but then they never actually did. You think the zoning and FIFO was immaculate because I was sober? lmao

[โ€“] Pnut@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago

I went to McDonalds the other day for a rare treat. And because it was a rare treat I was disappointed beyond measure. The shred of loyalty I had left is gone until they rehire the stoners that gave me extra food.