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Trump adds a new piece of art to the Oval Office - a statue of himself moments after the assassination attempt in Butler (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

The world will be a better place when he's dead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I disagree in the long term. He'd disappear, but the problem would persist. Someone else would eventually take his place.

That being said, he's clearly harmful and I can't come up with a better solution, so...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Every day, I wake up in hope of seeing that headline.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

"Roger, alpha bravo, initiating IP address trace..."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago

Let me rephrase that.

The world will be a better place when Trump is Muammar Gaddafi'd.