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Their evolutionary path min-maxed dexterity.
We dumped int.
It really did work out for us, we just have to get off our fatasses to keep things going. Call it a fair trade.
We also dumped it in stamina. Seems a bit OP
Yeah and our cha is just broken.
We charmed wolves into permanent animal servants.
Course then cats charmed us into theirs, so swings and roundabouts.
Our big brains take a lot of care and feeding for sure.
We also adapted for endurance hunting and fine motor control in our hands. A Chimpanzee could tear your arm off, but they could not throw a curveball.