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not nearly so much as you adore not asking questions and expecting answers.
Is that what the kids are calling a discussion these days? As interesting as it's been seeing you show your whole ass, I'm gonna ask you to disengage since you are unwilling to have a productive discussion.
"a discussion"
whatever you have convinced yourself of, making things up and then asking misleading questions based on your imagination is not a discussion.