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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For cattle ranchers, the tariffs will likely result in the loss of one of their biggest customers—they sold $1.6 billion worth of beef to China last year.

Good, I hope those farms burn to the ground

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They won't. A private equity group will buy them up to consolidated land.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And then they'll whine about how the gays stole their land.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Let's crowdfund a farm buyout and turn it into a gay sex forest.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Scissor me timbers!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds good. I can contribute about tree fiddy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Bill Gates is frothy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

the megacorp farms will.