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In the news today, (i.imgur.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's a man lives down in the street I'd like you all to know

He grew a great big marrow for the local farmers show

When the story got around, they came from far and wide

When they saw the size of it, all the ladies cried:

Oh, what a beauty! I've never seen one as big as that before!

Oh, what a beauty! It must be two foot long or even more.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

A man felt kind of zippy, and he was very short. he thought he had permission, but then wound up in court.