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So this guy has time to be CEO of twitter, spacex, xai, starlink, tesla, boring company, head of DOGE and still has time to try to hook up with thousands of girls online? Something tells me CEOs are pretty useless if you can be running that many companies each week.
Yeah it's more hilarious: he's not hooking up with anyone, this is pure turkey baster going on.
Apparently Elmo was intersex at birth and the surgery to try and affirm male gender left whatever junk he had quite inoperable. At least people are saying this is the case.
Who even cares if rumors are founded? We're just asking questions.
Source?
People are saying.
In the immortal words of Foghorn Lghorn,
“It’s a joke son.”
Or maybe it isn’t
Don't forget he also doubled down on being in the top10 of PoE2 (which is ruled by nolife players that play 16 hours a day) yet he had the time to do that, I can't understand why anyone would ever trust a word coming out of his mouth ever. Pathological liar with a massive ego, hopefully the target of the next Luigi
Haha I did forget about that already.
He doesn’t “hook up” with them
It’s ivf
He’s incapable of having sex. His penis is damaged
Source on that? I'll believe you but I'd love to read up on that.
Also, he can do all that and more because he's a drug riddled junkie. Won't be long now till he overdoses
Unfortunately it is very difficult to overdose on ketamine.
That's disappointing
Isn't is used though in anesthesia? I thought it was quite dangerous, actually
Did he add methamphetamines to his drug cocktail?
“Meth-and-ketamines”
Well, he fancies himself a Nazi and Nazis certainly fancied meth.
Everyone fancies meth when it was available and people still yearn for it.
Pretty broad brush there, friend.