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Trump brags about making billionaires even richer (inv.nadeko.net)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder what the marbling is like on ol' Chuck there. Kobe levels, ya think?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's fatty* meat, billionaires have never worked a day in their life. They don't even drive themselves.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

dude, that's what makes Waygu and Kobe beef the way it is. They don't let the cows range and massage them on a schedule to keep them fatty.

lean meat is an elite athlete, these chubby fucks probably have wonderful marbling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Yes I meant to say fatty meat