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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Pump and dump. He tweeted out “BUY NOW” like 10 minutes before he announced revocation of the tariffs. Everyone got in low, and rode the wave high, and now they’re cashing out again now that it plateaued.

It’s SO blatantly obvious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But Nancy Pelosi something something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

No, fuck her too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Stop saying this, it's embarrassing us in front of the finance bros, this is literally the opposite of a pump and dump

It's called a trash/crash and cash when you're looking to buy cheap stock. Or a poop and scoop if you're a gross weirdo.

If you're not sure, or just think the naming conventions are lame, just go with the generic market manipulation