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Trump signs executive order on water pressure to ‘restore shower freedom’ (www.theguardian.com)

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White House says order will ‘make America’s showers great again’ and ‘end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure’

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (3 children)

"shower freedom", this has to be a late april fools right? RIGHT?!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

However low you can possibly imagine stupid people going, they'll disappoint you

And Trump is their king...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ngl, I checked the date on the article

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Me too, it's so absurd.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Low flow shower heads have long been a talking point for him. Guess he can't wash the grease off without a power washer.