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Good god.
He has to wash all fifteen of them thoroughly
That's his "humor" that so many of his cultists find just hilarious. 🙄
If that dude showers and still smells the way people say he smells... His insides must be rotting or some shit
No he literally shits himself enough to wear diapers and have full time diaper changers around. It was the case back on his reality show days. Adam Kinziger and several others have said he reeks of shit constantly.
and hes often oblivious to him pooping himself too.
he regularly shits himself when hes angry or upset, because of the decades of cocaine abuse.