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submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Spring: flies across the room never to be found again

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Or, my experience from middle school:

Mechanical Pencil: explodes into the back of the person sitting in front of you

Teacher: detention.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Clearly you meant physical harm with your uncontrolled demolition

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I mean, i was turning it into a spitball cannon using a rubber band.

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