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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)
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[โ€“] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 60 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (20 children)

My sister's new apartment's front door has a "smart lock", hooked up to Ring, naturally. No keyhole, you open it with your phone. It also runs on batteries.

Do I really need to say any more? We were baffled.

EDIT: Correction - there IS a keyhole but the actual tenants don't have access to it. Only the property management. Creepy. :|

[โ€“] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 4 points 9 months ago

I was watching a friend's dogs while she was on vacation when the batteries in her door lock died. I had to climb in a back window to get inside and feed them. Luckily, there was a back door with a dumb lock, but I had to get inside first and borrow her keys for that to help.

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